Chicks. Go figure. Sometimes, they just don't get it. Do they think we're stupid. For example, when a chick like Karina is laying on her back, totally naked, does she really think we need an arrow pointing down to her pussy to know where to go? Well, actually... "Men are always fixated on my breasts," she explained. "Sometimes they seem to forget I have a pussy. I have had men who have spent so much time making love to my breasts that I finally have to nudge the top of their heads or say to them, 'Are you going to eat my pussy?' If I had a sign pointing down to my pussy, it would help." Of course, some of us would lick off the cream, lick her pussy for a minute or two, then go right back to her breasts. Because, let's face it: Every chick has a pussy. But how many chicks in the world have tits like Karina's? The answer to that question, by the way, is none.
The sight of a chick with H-cup naturals jumping rope is astounding, heart-stopping, history-making. The fact that Karina is wearing a bikini while jumping rope simply boggles the mind and takes this posting to a whole new level. Then, of course, she works the jump rope up between her sweet ass cheeks and pussy lips. Then she wraps the rope around her tits. Gentlemen, here's the deal: We've been in gyms where hot babes wearing next-to-nothing were working out, but we've never seen anything like this. "I don't think I would jump rope in a public gym," Karina admitted. "It would attract too much attention." But, you see, that's what makes this video and these pictures so special. We're seeing something we've dreamt about seeing, something we've never seen in real life. And Karina makes our dreams come true once again.
Here's Karina wearing the top she's wearing on the cover of the 2009 SCORE Calendar, themed "tits in tight tops" from cover to cover (you can grab a copy of the February 2009 issue, which contains the 32-page calendar, online at eBoobStore.com or at your local newsstand/adult store, beginning December 2, 2008). Karina defines the phrase "sweater stretcher," and this scenario makes her our favorite tool girl. Remember the tool time girl on the TV show Home Improvement, famously played by Pamela Anderson. Well, Pammy has nice tits from the mainstream point of view, but she can't compare to Karina, who works our tools like nobody ever has. Notice, though, that Karina's favorite tool seems to be that pink dildo, which she expertly uses to hammer her pretty pussy. For many men, this is the dream: a pretty girl with big tits, a nicely equipped workshop, a quiet place to jack. Enjoy the show. And don't forget to get a copy of that calendar.
If Marilyn Monroe had been super-stacked and worn green in The Seven-Year Itch... "Excuse me," Karina said as she pulled on this dress. "What is the seven-year itch?" Ah, to be young and Czech! The Seven-Year Itch, as we explained to Karina, was the 1955 movie in which Marilyn Monroe wore her famous white dress and stood over a subway grating in New York. When a train came by, the wind from the train made her dress billow, resulting in one of the most-famous scenes in movie history. "Who is Marilyn Monroe?" Karina asked, and at that point, we knew it was time to move on. Besides, Karina is making history on her own here, flashing record-breaking cleavage that never would have gotten past those 1955 movie censors, then whipping out her tits and spreading and dildo-izing her pussy in ways that Ms. Monroe never could have dreamed of when she posed for Playboy. Looking at Karina in and out of that green dress, we've got a severe case of the seven-inch itch.
Where do we begin? With the sight of Karina in a bikini? With the idea of Karina as a girl at the car wash, getting wet and soapy as she cleans and shines your car? Let's start with the bikini. "I wore this bikini to the beach once," Karina said. "Men were tripping over themselves and mothers were covering their children's eyes. I don't know why. I think my breasts are beautiful." Most chicks built like Karina would wear a one-piece to the beach or not go to the beach at all, wrongly thinking that they're over-endowed. But Karina does justice to a bikini like few other girls can. Her succulent curves, her enormous naturals overflowing her bikini top. Truly, beauty and the beach. But, lest we forget, we're not at the beach. We're at a car wash. And Karina is getting all wet. Do we really need to say anything more? The photos and video tell the whole story.
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